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Mother’s Day approaches and I am so lucky that I have many a person in my life to help “mother” my daughter. She’s pretty fabulous, and part of why is all the amazing and diverse experiences she receives from all of those people.<\/p>\n

But this isn’t about that.<\/p>\n

This is about The Uterus of Finding.<\/p>\n

Individuals may vary, but in my house I am the one expected to know where everything is, and if I don’t know, find it when everyone else’s attempts have failed. Since this trend increased significantly when I had my daughter–and the idea that women are the ones supposed to keep track of everything is ridiculously stereotypical–my husband and I decided to declare that the pregnancy hormones must have activated my uterus into a locating device of amazing ability. In my house one rarely hears the phrase “Where is the…”. Instead, occasional yells of “I need your uterus” are fairly common.<\/p>\n

Since all super heroes should be properly celebrated, for this Mother’s Day, I offer you the Uterus of Finding.<\/p>\n

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I decided I needed to have a coffee cup<\/a> to remind myself that at least part of me is a super hero when I have my morning tea. If you’d like one, you can order one<\/a>, too.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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