{"id":2677,"date":"2019-12-31T15:30:12","date_gmt":"2019-12-31T21:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/?p=2677"},"modified":"2020-03-16T11:09:26","modified_gmt":"2020-03-16T16:09:26","slug":"recalcitrant-worms-and-inappropriate-butterflies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/2019\/12\/31\/recalcitrant-worms-and-inappropriate-butterflies\/","title":{"rendered":"Recalcitrant worms and inappropriate butterflies."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation with a friend as we are driving:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m having serious problems drawing a worm. You\u2019d think they\u2019d be easy. This isn\u2019t the right season to dig for worms.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat about bait shops?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s an idea. Do you think they rent worms? I don\u2019t really need to keep them, and I don\u2019t want to kill them, I just need to borrow them for a bit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaybe they have a return policy for unused worms?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh! Maybe they have an exchange program! I could take the worms home and sketch them and take their pictures and then bring them back and exchange them for something else. Like leeches? What else do they use for bait?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI suppose it depends on if it matters if the worms have been used for resale. Does it matter if they are slightly used worms?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey do have professional flea circuses. Maybe they have professional modeling worms?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf they do, would you be union busting if you hired the wrong kind of worms?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>These are the things you find yourself discussing when you might want to paint a worm in December in North Dakota. And you discover drawing worms is far more difficult than expected. Half a morning studying worm anatomy got me no closer to that particular goal. However, the internet is still quite useful, and I also learned about the existence of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.earthtouchnews.com\/oceans\/invertebrates\/five-fast-facts-about-christmas-tree-worms\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Christmas tree worms<\/a> and they are SO PRETTY!<\/p>\n<p>In the end I decided to leave the worm out, so the bait shop people were rescued from the potential train wreck a visit by me had the potential of becoming.<\/p>\n<p>Note: It was correctly pointed out that tulips and butterflies don&#8217;t really go together&#8230;.however, I have a LOT of dead butterflies that people keep giving me, and I love them, and I wanted to use one, so I have decided that reality need not apply. &#8216;Cause butterflies are happy.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2685\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2685\" style=\"width: 318px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Roots.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-2685\" src=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Roots-159x300.jpg\" alt=\"Roots. 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