{"id":2383,"date":"2019-05-29T13:42:44","date_gmt":"2019-05-29T18:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/?p=2383"},"modified":"2020-03-16T11:16:13","modified_gmt":"2020-03-16T16:16:13","slug":"when-things-go-a-little-pear-shaped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/2019\/05\/29\/when-things-go-a-little-pear-shaped\/","title":{"rendered":"When things go a little pear-shaped."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, m&#8217;dears, it is possible I may have temporarily lost what is left of my mind.<\/p>\n<p>Lots of things are happening at the moment. Tuesday, June 11th, will see the opening of a&nbsp;dichotomic show, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/1500623470074307\/\"><em>Flora and Fauna<\/em><\/a>, with my botanicals representing the flora, and photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/bpphotoandart\/?__tn__=kCH-R&amp;eid=ARBWYbXqnH4ft3biGcgqyLaeWmkU4b0qRlMGqB-hmdNVy2o6F6rJXbv9escI93HRG6WMEu-MK_XvMJO5&amp;hc_ref=ARTJNjNPdiMdYRUBDKhsjuZMGzjZ81zXfzDFWImoIC2wO99OejEU5ElqIzn_K30lQTA&amp;fref=nf&amp;__xts__[0]=68.ARA2ne6nnD1vGAoh-uoaosfdXNkoAz3RKRv2E_sxtdioIRNAIpgeue-gS-UCQV3C760XDgiI3Vg_eL7cm8LO6qyXZIVnmu6aDutJzQALDD0GMfQoYhIitwRmI0_NrGcNBKbCQEiRnC01i6jG-wROjlqYCkJ0EPpGfGQK37xGFKzJ1hU6_PUNBXGs-HEQBKfRwMreiAyNHST19p3Hdwpc8ICpyMgcXk_mPLdtNkoTIZI50PfwrM2ZBWGAkB1kKYQl6ZfhDYszm9CkySCvcHP1UJahAQ5bbIy6FlRZe1PHz1TBs9sESdvQ5KOzsK1TeAdkelT6HzfUdsXkAmjG6j8x\">Birgit Pruess<\/a> representing the fauna. It will be located at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nicholesfinepastry.com\/\">Nicole&#8217;s Fine Pastry<\/a> in downtown Fargo, and I hope you will stop by if you are in town.<\/p>\n<p>July will see the completion of my large project I keep taunting you about (and I will finally be able to share pictures of what I have been up to!).<\/p>\n<p>I will also have a solo show starting in September&nbsp;at <a href=\"https:\/\/salonthreefive.com\/\">Salon Three Five<\/a> (also in downtown Fargo), and a large solo show at the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarck-art.org\/\">Bismarck Art &amp; Galleries Association (BAGA)<\/a> in February 2020 (paintings needed to be completed in November). Plus all the various little shows one submits a piece or two in. Things are coming together, and it is all very exciting, except for one tiny detail.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have the pieces finished for them yet.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, there is still &#8220;plenty of time&#8221;. However, instead of spending the last weekend completing various in process paintings, or working up new ones, I spent it throwing paintings in various states of progress into the garbage.<\/p>\n<p>Two weeks ago I went to Minneapolis for a workshop on painting pears, which was a lot of fun and an excellent refresher on a few of the basics I seem to have misplaced in my brain, as well as a wonderful opportunity to wander around the beautiful <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arboretum.umn.edu\/\">Minnesota Landscape Arboretum<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190515_164520.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2384 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190515_164520-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190515_164520-300x225.jpg 300w, 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https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_103133-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_103133-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_103133-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_103133-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_133424.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2385 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_133424-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_133424-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_133424-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_133424-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_133424-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_133424-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_152445.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2388\" src=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_152445-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_152445-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_152445-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_152445-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_152445-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190516_152445-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2387\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2387\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Pear-study.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-2387\" src=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Pear-study-1024x760.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Pear-study-1024x760.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Pear-study-600x445.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Pear-study-300x223.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Pear-study-768x570.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2387\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pear Study<br \/>Watercolor<br \/>8.5\u00d711<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This also meant that between what I had learned during my large project and this workshop, I came home to stare at my in process paintings with dread. It isn&#8217;t that they weren&#8217;t potentially redeemable, it was just that the idea of actually redeeming them was exhausting. I spent an entire week finding every possible excuse to avoid them until this weekend, when I snapped.<\/p>\n<p>My work areas are now remarkably clean and organized, I have a small pile of paintings I haven&#8217;t given up on yet, and I flat threw out many, many things that were taking up space in my brain, in addition to my house. I should feel terrible about it&#8211;I now have a lot of work to do, and absolutely zero things to point to to prove I am working on it&#8211;but I don&#8217;t. I feel wonderfully pleased about it, as if an exhausting guest has finally gone home and I have put the house in order and am ready to get back to normal. I have been reorganizing my paints, getting my glass area sorted out, and finishing up a special commission-glass hearts in custom colors for an entire family.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/00000IMG_00000_BURST20190527143621126_COVER.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2392 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/00000IMG_00000_BURST20190527143621126_COVER-300x125.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/00000IMG_00000_BURST20190527143621126_COVER-300x125.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/00000IMG_00000_BURST20190527143621126_COVER-600x250.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/00000IMG_00000_BURST20190527143621126_COVER-768x320.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/00000IMG_00000_BURST20190527143621126_COVER-1024x426.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190527_144230.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2393\" src=\"http:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190527_144230-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190527_144230-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190527_144230-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190527_144230-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190527_144230-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.itsallmalarkey.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190527_144230-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So hopefully the near future will be full of posts with lots of pretty art in it now that I have removed multiple obstacles. If not, I am gonna have a problem.<\/p>\n<p>Charging boldly forward!<\/p>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-layout=\"in-article\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-2601574995011672\" data-ad-slot=\"4096690080\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script><br \/>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});<br \/>\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p><\/p><p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Regaining sanity with pears. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2387,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[42,682],"tags":[119,41,138,157,265,111,698,115,183,105,699,106],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.13 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>When things go a little pear-shaped. &raquo; 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